On an interesting historical note (sourced from watching the history channel, I believe), when Kraft first started selling his “american cheese”, regular cheesemakers were up in arms because the the process is different, and it wasn’t “real” cheese. They went to court to have Kraft rename his product from cheese to something else. Their suggestion for the product type name was “Embalmed Cheese”. Luckily that didn’t go over well, as nobody would have bought it. So on packages you’ll see “cheese food product”.

It is my firm belief that grain and nut milks will replace dairy milks in the human diet within the next thirty years. This will be due to environmental and health reasons rather than compassionate ones, but the end result will also be what animal rights campaigners have wished for: dairy farmers will transition to growing grains and nuts.

I’ll drink almond MILK, rice MILK, soy MILK, hemp MILK and whatever other plant-based “milk” I like. I even sleep better at night knowing I didn’t just drink up the fluids of a deprived and tortured animal.

There is no soy milk. Just soy juice. And the thought of “soy juice” makes people gag.

So they called it soy milk, but we all know there is no such thing as soy milk, because their is no soy titty.